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MERRY CRUNKMAS [Dec. 25th, 2005|08:13 pm]
Bryan
[music |SUNNY 101.5]

I can't tell you how many times I've heard Paul McCartney's "A Wonderful Christmas Time" and that rockin' "Christmas Eve in Sarajevo" from Trans-Siberian Orchestra over the last 2 days.
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Awnaw! Hell naw! Man Y'all done up and done it [Nov. 14th, 2005|07:56 am]
Bryan
Awesome things that happened this weekend:

  • Western/Central Weekend
  • Signing some broad's fine ass because she thought I was Joey Fatone
  • Loads of free food and ice cream from DQ
  • 3 fifths of Jägermeister
  • 90 beers in my refrigerator
  • Drinking from 10am until 6am the next day
  • Mike(Shaggy Rogers) spitting in someone's beer
  • Alex being denied entrance into Firehouse because he was too drunk
  • Seeing a girl I know making out all night with another girl I know
  • Girl/girl makeout contest
  • Paying some broad a dollar to show us her great tits, then said broad offering to take us all in the bedroom for $5
  • Walking into a house of people sleeping to return a stolen empty bottle of liquor
  • 6 dudes crammed into the Grand Prix deciding to go to Deja Vu at 4am
  • All the fine titties we saw at Deja Vu
  • Alex being bitched out by a stripper that said he was being "demeaning"
  • Me and the dudes being so loud and obnoxious that we forced a roommate and his friend to leave at 5am
  • "From one sap to the next"
  • "BE A MAN!"


Now all I need are the pics of those girls making out.
EDIT: Got 'em
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IT'S HARD WORK [Oct. 6th, 2005|09:33 pm]
Bryan
Bush claimed God told him to invade Iraq, Afghanistan: BBC

Get me the hell out of here.
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THE GHETTO ENTERPRISE HAS LANDED [Oct. 6th, 2005|02:43 am]
Bryan
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz: Law on delegation of supervision duties for marking of cattle and labeling of beef

Fascinating.
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I BET YOU'D SUCK A MEAN DICK [Oct. 3rd, 2005|09:19 pm]
Bryan
This weekend in pictures:







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*never happened.
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